The Douche Culture

The douche culture on my floor forces the members of this highly exclusive club to speak in deep voices, and of overly masculine things, such as, their implausible exploits with women that will never come to pass.

They never shut up.

I want to go over there, and tell them;

Shut up,

Be quiet,

Could you please be more annoying?,

You are the loudest people on the floor,

No one likes you,

You're lame,

You have an ego the size of a giraffe during mating season,

The size of your muscles are not reflective of your intellect, nor your charisma.

But only when I manage the courage to tell them this will these fools realize how much I despise them.